Thursday, September 30, 2010

Just when you think everything is fine...

Yes, just when you think everything is fine, get a reality check and meet a DENTIST.Dentist, known species to find out something in anyone and everyone's simple process of chewing.

You must have realized what has just recently happened to me. Neither was it my mistake, nor it was my fate. But, damn I tell you these DENTISTs. I brush once a day (like a normal civilian, over-trained by parents grown-ups and tooth pain fearing WOman). I skip my night turns certain times,as I feel they are avoidable( just my notion ), however I really rinse it well ( giving details for further read ). I have NO cavities. None that I know, none that I can see and yes thank gawd Mr. Dentist agrees to this one. Then what, when and why happened to me!!!?? Well, I was checking my insurance plan and bang I learnt my dental cleaning is free.. I thought why miss a chance lets make my denture blink-blink!!Mistake 1.. I called up the doc's office, bang I fixed up my appointment...arrghhhh...!!Mistake 2.. Reached there hail and hearty,having my best morning coffee and dream breakfast of poach eggs!!dah dah dah... Mistakes are n now on..( no count ) A nurse came and visited me asked me to surf channels on TV, oh wow, happy Sanjana face again. Then, two of nurse made a nice set-up, with lighting and shield over my clothes. They took about a 20-25 pictures of my denture...gosh!! re you kidding me, this is paparazzi in real time! Fine, next stage, she made me look over each of my x-rays and normal pictures, explaining me that I have TARTAR.. And my extremely hilarious response to it," But, I use Tartar-free toothpaste." The stare of the nurse was enough for me to understand, mum is required. I followed a "funeral-kind" of silence after the incidence. She entertained my inquisitiveness though. She explained me how tartar keep collecting and general information. There were certain encouragement in their tone, when they said," at least you don't have cavities!" Damn, as if it would have made anything easier or worse. I had weird sounds coming from my stomach all this while when they all were explaining. To my defend, I want to add here I ain't a person scared of hospitals. I grew up visiting many of them( Not for ailments though ). But, Dentist place have tools, all over, machines, drillers and what not!! They ,then, took me to the room where cleaning eventually started. In between, my doctor nurse felt I needed two sitings. Gawd, I had a lump in my throat. Really? 2 visits and these drillers with my mouth open... I tried maintaining calm. She appreciated how I was handling it. Over and over, she mentioned my tongue is making her work easier. I felt like laughing out, and yelling," I am not gonna kiss you! " Strange thoughts were in my mind to deviate from pain inside mouth. Finally she said the words I would like to remember," Well done, we have removed all Tartar, you are free to go home. Visit us for regular check ups."

I completed the day with pain-killer and stuffing ice-creams. The extreme sourness inside mouth was making eating an effort. I made a point that day onwards, never go by the free stuffs, never believe dentists and mostly toothpastes are just an advertised rip-off. Nevertheless, I ain't sure to follow it. You know free stuff..!! lol.. To end it, I wanna really sympathize the cavity engraved tooth, the painful wisdom growth, molar-premolar tensions, and people with TARTAR.

P.S. I have 32 counted teeth. The only thing I love flaunting about my denture.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Walk walk walk


Walking is fun and so is thinking while walk.Its like, walk-the-talk-out-of-yourself stuff that happens with me on a usual basis.I have never been blank on a road,all views are in my head in an aligned fashion.The tedious a walk gets the more rigorous do the thought process.Oops, I missed the part where I have my cardio vascular exercise,adrenalin pump all together,yes when I see a "PET" dog/cat on the road.I have never enjoyed visits of a four-legged animal during my walk.I may sound anti-animals, but thats not about it.I love reptiles ,more so as they are calm,dirt and involved with themselves,rather than the Cats and the dogs who could disturb the whole atmosphere's audio-visual serenity.I know it is going to sound too sour for someone who loves them.I am,therefore clarifying my pure indulgence in revealing my fears in this blog.
Anyway, back to where I started , the thought in serial fashion.As,I head to any target I first make sure I know a little directions of the same.Yeah, walking alone requires me to do that.Orders of my thought:-
1.Where am I heading in life??
2.What shall take me there?
3.Do I belong there?
4.Am I happy taking up the journey from here to the destination?
Such questions keep me quite occupied as I travel alone. This is sort of an introspection,but again I love being in self-realization mode,so it complements my attitude.
There is a way how this helps during a ordinary day.You realise the factor keeping you from going to the destination.Nothing, but that thought itself shall make your day bright henceforth.You will realize another parallel puirpose of living then just doing routine for living.And that my friend is where I feel now...
Au'revoir!

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Khichdi Foodie


This topic here is a tribute to all Foodies encompassing me!! My dear friends, (yours truly) Alec smart realized, the constant ambition of (each) life is to have and accumulate food (yeah yeah never excluded myself as a proud associate of the same…)!!

So, Khichdi foodie… What’s this??? What was the need to define them??

The world is divided into 12 slots by grace of zodiac signs, in some fossil era. It’s divided into n when it comes to music, into two to define artists -Contemporary and modern. High time, we think about
FOODIES???Therefore, as per the mission next I want to identify different Foodies in and around world. I found a breed,henceforth,Khichdi foodie,I can them so as I couldn’t coin a better name!!(P.S. Harry, please stand up for a better name if-so, of course after reading the whole note! :P)

The characteristic to identify them:-
1. For instance, there is rice bowl, tortilla, beans, baked veg and some salad around .Come what may (!!!)K-foodie’s hand will itch until all of them are mixed in their platter and they eat it joyously..!!
2. If you have a pan cake and a stupid silly sweet sauce along with… The K-foodie would deny to like it...Reason it doesn’t have any-THING mixed …!!
3. Basically any amount, any flavor of FOOD until and unless mixed in every possible way …… would help a NON-foodie to identify them!!

Khichdi foodies have certain traits that are amusing…Food mixed in a proportion, make them feel extremely proud and then they compel people around to taste in this manner and appreciate the taste of food like that. They insist that it tastes better than original. They ensure that it is mixed always with these dressing to taste it the particular way. They lick their fingers (secretly) .They feel like talking to their stomach and telling,”Look dude I made your task easy!!”They feel like throwing up instruction at the start of the meal…. Bah bah bah…”try like this you would love it(like macdonald’s “I’m loving it” eestlyee)They have huge problem when they are dating, controlling a desire to khichidi-fy the food makes them insane and they have to concentrate in talking to their date!! ( a normal foodie would have enjoyed meal and the date simultaneously) The last and key point about K-foodies (as I call them), their permanent option about eating out “let’s just get the meal home delivered or get it from drive-through! ” (Of course you know y!!)

People go ahead and identify yourself as one of the K-Foodie.. And bah, don’t feel too lucky if you aren’t in the list!!!! Happy eating, happy digesting… Till I identify next stereotype foodie~~~

P.S. This article is a result of
a. Self involving FAQs on EATING habits.
b. Too much work load to divert somewhere.
c. I was over excited with the thought that I would find different foodies, if I go this way!!!(Of course, as such also I KNOW many
)
d. Let me know if these notes are not encouragement worthy..!! I may better indulge in cooking food :-)

Saturday, February 14, 2009

The Process of recognizing...


The Process of recognizing a person is weird.A stranger keeps observing you... You keep observing a stranger and next moment ,there is a recognition between two of you.Unknowingly, you guys tend to know each other.More annoying is the fact that you guys haven't noticed each other because you wanted to notice... It must have happened as a random gesture.

Let me site you an example.I travel a subway track.Daily same track.Random time changes .But otherwise same .A (Chinese)girl sells DVD in the train.She does it illegally.She has a way to speak to all people..She never has asked me to buy DVD.But, she knows me..One day we both smiled at each other...unknowingly, as I have never talked to her..nor she has..This is recognizing technique one doesn't tend to know the actions followed due to it..Its just spontaneous.Sometime you just do the expected! Its funny yet,interesting , a reflex action!! 

Just sit back on the chair , and think... You know your office clerk,you know the coffee vendor guy,you know the morning face you saw, you know your neighbour, moreover you would be  knowing his dog also!!! That's what ,this is unimaginable certain set of people we know so well,we anticipate their actions yet yet...we don't know know them!!We don't know their name...their purpose...their hmmm their life!!!




Wednesday, February 11, 2009

When you know you are in amerikaa..

Well well... You may think I am yet another Indian writting a pompus America lifestle and in full swing exihibiting all that is new and worth seeing here.NO.It is just a thought process of vital changes observed.So, yeah when does one know he is actually in America :-

1. When one fails to find vertical fans- It took me sometime to realize that oops there are no fans here.It is pure discomfort believe me no AC or Ac(only option here) can serve a purpose of vertical fan.

2.When one has to wash clothes outside house:-hmm.. This must be like an old village scean for all.No No I didnt mean literally outta house.Its out of house in laundromart (now people wondering what this term is or has it been coined by me,don't worry even I didn't have slightest idea before coming although I use to see house posts claiming near laundry mart)

3.When one watches movies and movies on Comp:-The option that has been comfortably left in case its snowing outside(which is most likely on half the time).The big world of online movies will offer you soemthing under the sun ,that is still left to be seen.

4.When one and all have backpack:-One and all carry back pack as if heavy cash has been put up and they are prepared to be robbed.

5.When one find flicking the most obvious things:-Everyone must have one time or the other flicked something over here.It seems like with video with tags also, it is difficult for them to detect sometimes when the sale has overwhelming response.But, anyway,who cares!!

6.Sport shes changes to Canvas shoes and leather shoes changes to boots:- Funny transfermation isn't it? That is surely because of weather I do understand.

7.Weather analyser tab on laptop:-Each one by default will have a tab on the laptop gauging the weatehr condition .By the way, a small tap for ruppees to dollar is highly highly to be found on all lappys.

8.When all you tell to your friends is my minutes are less:-yeah poor telecommunication service I must say.If you call a person between 0600 to 2100 and you are not of the sqame service provider as his,most likely,he won't pick up your call!!

9.When weight watcher comes in most of your conversation:- calorie counter is what you care of.It becomes one of the frequent concerns

10.Last but nto the least all the obvious reasons(which everyone knows before coming and are expecting this change):-Left side overtaking , no honking horns,clean hygienic surroundings(although New York is a big exception in that) , crazily dressed people,public display of emotions,ummm over emotions I should say! and socially not a pompus society.
Yeah all of them are true...


This is all I could gather till now,to testimony my stay in this alien land for about  7 months.

Friday, November 28, 2008

creativity and abstractness..

A designer bag of Tommy Hilfiger made me wonder the thin line of difference between creativity and abstractness.Creativity for one can be passionate desire which expels out in form of writing, sketching , humming or even scribbling.But, any subtantial Abstractness matches all qualifying definations of Creativity.

An abstract piece of art, is like a thought that, just came out of boredom or as a result of long wait. The cause of it is not that interesting.Whats interesting is its effect .., the interpretation.An abstract work of art can be a  considerable piece of disection for all.It can turn the whole purpose to a different meaning.Just like a scrambled egg is called sunrise somewhere and half boiled somewhere.. (yeah yeah... wat a comparison!!self appluad!)This my friends change the outlook of the gentleman, who in turn is the third person.This third person is like a lay man directed by the work of art by someone..This dear guy goes by the reviews...Which speak a bias opinion of art..Now, this very guy considers the opinion as he is unfimiliar with the usage of term abstract and creative...And thats where the cookies crumble..He falls into the trap ..the trap of the thin line of difference.

The marked point is , inclusion of new definations is leading an intelligent lay man to become mock at the hand of his own peripherical definations!!!He who defined creativity is now confused to term absurd abstract art as creative..Yes, Tommy Hilfiger I still am not sure weather you are creative or abstract..!!